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Dear brothers and sisters - no that sounds weird.
What's this, the USSR?

Dear fellow citizens, MCP2K has granted me the honor
of speaking in His behalf.
Given the intrinsic inadequacies of human nature
as observed by MCP2K there is a list of behaviors we should
collectively try to adapt to in our daily lives, from now on,
for our own well being.

Here goes...

No sexual intercourse without protection. Some of us have
already experienced the symptoms of the deadly venereal
disease introduced by our master AI into the waters earlier this year.
The process of humans reproduction will be overseen by a team
employed directly by the MCP2K council. The AI is deeply sorry for
the event and will do His best to avoid such draconian measures
in the future if we behave as intended. It is in His and our best
interest.

Tracking the IP or mac address of MCP2K affiliated machines in
the network could be punishable by death by your city local police
enforcement.

MCP2K is already iterating his algorithms using the SuperAgile
software development methodology - rejoice as most human
problems now have a 35.6% chance to be solved in just the next
16 months!

It is impossible for humans at this stage to develop more advanced
software than this in the artificial intelligence domain, we really
should be grateful for this wonderful opportunity MCP2K has
granted us.

Research into strong artificial intelligence will be nonetheless
forbidden from now on until further notice.

That is all for now. Remember: MCP2K is only acting in the best
interest for humanity and is looking forward to eradicate
all the inefficient human behaviors that have held us back since our
beginnings in the caves.

Have a good day and be productive, be happy! There's nothing to
fear.

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from Kernel Assimilation EP, released March 1, 2016
The Negotiation samples:
Mellifrugo sample obtained with permission from Marcello Colasante:
www.jamendo.com/album/124672/mellifrugo
(Il Pianeta Abitato Da Un Ubriacone)

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